ESCAPE

I love using my phone. I know people like me get a lot of criticism for always being online and never existing in the real world, but they don’t understand that through my pocket computer and computer computer, I can experience anything I want. I can be a Redbull Athlete doing exhilarating stunts pushing the limit of humankind; I can go to the most amazing concerts with phenomenal views; I can be playing with the most adorable cats. And all of that is way more interesting than living my life–I’m just sitting here scrolling on my phone. Why would I want to live that life? I’d much rather be doing all of that other stuff.